aanon.

Wedding Pictures

aanon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:14:38 +0000

Hey guess what everybody. I got married over one month ago. AND I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN PICTURES DEVELOPED. So many people on “his” side of the family have been chiding me for this for the past two weeks and honestly I want to scream. So I will post the response I should give to them to you:

1) THIS IS MY F**KING WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2)We appreciate that you have many options when veiwing wedding pictures and appreciate your interest. You still have your own pictures and an online gallery from the photographer. Please leave me alone.

3) We were gone on our honeymoon for two weeks and then both went back to work. It hasn’t been that long to us. Plus we have all the legal stuff to do which really does take precedence since we all can look at pictures online.

4) I work full time, with a real job and real career. I know that is unprecedented in your family for a young woman to have a brain and be a functioning member of society. Since I am gone from home almost 12 hours a day I don’t have time for much else, and pictures aren’t my number one priority.

5) I already gave you CD’s with all the pictures I have from myself, my family and the digital prints from the photographer, go make your own damn pictures.

**Steps down off soap box**

Dogs.

aanon — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:09:51 +0000

“F**k you too b*tch call the cops; I’m gonna kill you and your loud *ss m*th*rf**king barking dogs” – Eminem

My dogs are barking - they are going crazy. outside. at 8PM.

I often think that one of my neighbors is plotting the demise of both myself, and my loud ass barking dogs.

My Neighbor.

aanon — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:00:30 +0000

I have a neighbor,

Let’s call him Butler.

He has a car,

with a very loud muffler.

He’s not a redneck,

like some people say.

From my perch on the sundeck,

I just think he’s gay.

Good Morning.

aanon — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:51:43 +0000

Hi. Welcome to my blog. I’ll be using this as a place to hold publicly all of my neurosis. In addition, I hope to be able to derive a secret sense of pleasure by publishing my dirty laundry for all to see. We’ll see how it goes…